Nothing strikes fear in the heart of your enemy more than knowing that the darkness cannot save him. This is our shaved boogeyman version for those of us who have not visited the Republic of Pineland or spent weeks freezing our butts off in the Pacific.
You are the boogeyman in the night. (You just have to shave every day. Lame.)
Woven from endless strands of terror and night sweats, this is one awesome military shirt that none of your friends have. Plus, my wife says it’s a scary skull, so you can’t go wrong!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (terror and night sweats were too smelly. Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (nice and breathable but not overkill)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (that means the seams are nice and strong)
• Side-seamed (a nice fitted shape and not just a tube)