Nothing strikes fear in the heart of your enemy more than knowing that the darkness cannot save him.
You are the boogeyman in the night.
Seriously though, your night vision capabilities will increase 1776% when you wear this shirt, and your beard is very likely going to grow down past your knees by noon. Seriously.
Woven from endless strands of terror and night sweats, this is one awesome military shirt that none of your friends have. Plus, my wife says it’s a scary skull, so you can’t go wrong!