Oh, rejoice! It’s time for another delightful message brought to you by the ever-vigilant state of California and its Proposition 65. You see, it seems that our product, much like the air you’re currently breathing and the sunshine you enjoy on a pleasant day, may expose you to certain chemicals. These villainous chemicals are known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. So, let’s raise a glass (filled with water that also probably requires a Prop 65 warning) to the overzealous caution of California. Please proceed with your purchase, but remember – somewhere in the Golden State, a lawyer is gleefully rubbing their hands together.